Twilight Speaks: "Do you do any other sports besides fishing?" "No." "Some people bowl." Dude, lawyer, what the heck? Some people golf, too. What's your point?
Twilight Speaks: Maybe he's calling the witness fat again.
DinahDeps: You're funny. You really should be a lawyer, or a stand-up comic.
Twilight Speaks: "Well, you know SOME people get off their asses and bowl sometimes."
Twilight Speaks: Oh, guess what we're doing this weekend?
DinahDeps: What?
Twilight Speaks: It's this crazy Portland league thing where people wear Alice in Wonderlandesque costumes and play croquet with sledgehammers.
Twilight Speaks: And bowling balls.
Twilight Speaks: It's nuts.
DinahDeps: Sounds very weird.
DinahDeps: Too bad you're not being deposed. And what do you do for a hobby?
Twilight Speaks: Portland is very full of strange, senseless traditions.
DinahDeps: Sounds like fun.
Twilight Speaks: "Well, I hit bowling balls with sledgehammers in a crazy game of croquet, I roleplay Harry Potter people, I make costumes, and occasionally I go to night clubs wearing zombie make-up in July."
DinahDeps: Wouldn't that be an interesting depo?
Twilight Speaks: "... But do you bowl? Some people bowl."
DinahDeps: LOL
Twilight Speaks: ^.^

I love it when Sarah's proofreading. She's so entertaining.